May 2013
I'm going to get hate for this, but I don't care.
djddy:
frerardfantasia:
I’m really disappointed in David Karp. He created tumblr. He created the thing that actually gets some people through their day. He created a place where people could bond with one another and become friends where they never would have in real life. And he sold it. He just sold it. He betrayed everyone. Tumblr is no longer going to be a private place that isn’t...
i have a headache i need a nap :(
pobody's nerfect: I don't hate non-fat people. I... →
unapologeticfatty:
Does body shaming happen to people of all sizes? YES.
Does body shaming happen in equal amounts and intensity in both fat and non-fat bodies? NOPE!
Are you allowed to speak about the body bullying you have experienced? Absolutely.
Is the appropriate time to speak…
i want pizza
u want da news? i got ya news!!!!
irenigg:
thats the news!!!
“You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...”
– Kathleen Hanna (via framesjanco)
i need a significant other who is willing to pop the pimples on my back that i cant reach
thats true love
Anonymous asked: How are you losing weight? You look beautiful, by the way.
good god i have gotten so much more attractive like i didnt even realize how gross looking and ugggh i used to be
and you know what i’ll probably say the same thing about how i look now this time next year
what the fuck was i thinking
i just did not look good at all heavier i look so much better now and ugh i just cant look at old photos of myself without cringing
basically deleting every picture of me on my computer pre-60lb weight loss
“Why didn’t you address whether women are funny or not?
I just felt that...”
– Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
god i went to target this morning and bought mindy kalings book and i just finished it took me literally 6 hours SHE SO AMAZING I LOVE HER the book was fabulous and the one quote at the end about women being funny i want it tattooed on my clavicle
Anonymous asked: YOUR SIDEBAR PIC IS SO KAWAII I LOVE IT I LOVE YOU
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today i was eating pizza and it was so hot i burned the roof of my mouth and i was tearing up it hurt but i didnt stop eating the pizza i didnt even take a seconds pause
hellsasshole asked: I just Live oh so much bff I mid you so notch why no answe my calls or texts
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Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'
Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.
Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
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hypohippo replied to your post: new hobby is dropping unnecessary (in my opinion)…
I’ve dated too many English majors because that hurt my brain.
stop dating english majors
new hobby is dropping unnecessary (in my opinion) words from sentences
like today i texted kayleigh
“what do today”
and then just now i told caitlyn
“i need take shower then need go to bed”
why say lot word when few word do trick
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someone come take my bra off for me my nails are wet and my boobs itch
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dont know if i want to be ezra koenig or fuck ezra koenig
both probably
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sugarplumsandgunshots:
anarchowario:
veganrantss:
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
dat leap in logic
don’t let them see this. this gon fuck them up. they still gon do it, but its gon fuck them up.
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i have to pee soooo bad but i just painted my nails i cant run that risk
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god the director of the show im in right now is like my favorite person on this earth he’s so camp he’s one of those almost stereotypical late 60s gay men and he’s so fucking funny every time ive seen him he’s in a blue button down, red suspenders, and khaki pants and idk hes the funniest person ive met in a long time his most recent facebook status is “If I ever...
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apparently on my okcupid account i have one of the little red dots that says “replies very selectively”
ok
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asstheticallypleasing replied to your photo: im not wearing pants and im wearing knee socks…
how do you get your eyeliner so perfect g o d
literally YEARS of practice ive been doing winged eyeliner almost every day since i was like 14 so about 7 years of practice
listened to something other than mvotc today for the first time since it leaked
i didnt like it i went back to mvotc
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how my day has been going:
we had a big cast party for the kids i teach because the show wrapped on monday and why not
the parents of the kids i teach gave me a $50 gift card to outback and a $100 visa gift card
now i’m ordering chinese food and i’m going to paint my nails and drink wine and watch television shows i need to catch up on and maybe take a bubble bath with candles...
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kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
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a fun game to play when it’s dark and you’re near sighted and night-blind and you have wood panel walls: “is that a knot in the wood or a cockroach”
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puffyfluffs replied to your post: i dont remember following shaq on twitter but…
You need to start leaving yourself notes when you’re intoxicated
i probably wouldnt be able to decipher them im such a mess when im under the influence of things
