givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays



jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(Source: michelgamboa)


why is sofia vergara in literally every commercial


whatever happened to body glitter? what ever happened to body glitter? why are we so afraid to shine

(Source: jackanthfern)


JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”

Plastic bag landscapes, Vilde J. Rolfsen

(Source: vilderolfsen)



wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch)